Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Time for someone to type out the Nuns and the Blind guy joke..............

[USFRAMONTE]

Don't look at me. I've already done my nun joke.
I don't got nun more.

[floydjer]

Slim will slap your knuckles with a ruler for that one ..................

[floydjer]

I know it`s not your...habit...to let things like that go Monte........................

[Stainless1]

Thanks guys for getting this thread back on track after SSS sidetracked it with wanting to see long jokes... the ones that go in the other threads....

Jerry, ya shoulda told him its called Stupid joke Friday for a reason.... stupid one liners required  

[USFRAMONTE]

My uncle was in the army and survived both mustard gas and pepper spray.


He refers to himself as "a seasoned veteran".

[tauruck]

SGT. Pepper maybe?.

[USFRAMONTE]

I think that response was soda funny!

[Geo]

Spiced my morning up!

[Stainless1]

Thyme will tell... 

[USFRAMONTE]

I'm relishishing the fact that some of you have mustard the courage to ketchup with me!

Where are you Jerry?

[floydjer]

Just pouring salt into the wound aren`t you Monte???......So anyway...Two nuns are told to clean the convent for a Papal visit and decide to do it whilst naked ( so as not to soil their habits)  About the time they begin comes a sharp knock at the door  " Who is it " ? inquires Sister Mary Catherine   " ` Tis I Jacob, The Blind Man " comes a reply.   feeling no fear of discovery the nun opens the door and Jacob says ..." Hey sister...NICE t*ts...Which windows are the blinds going on" ?

[USFRAMONTE]

The guys at work are asking me why I am laughing so hard.

[floydjer]

Back when I was just a wee little floydjer, My dad would always say " Pardon my French" if he swore in front of me.  Imagine the look on my 2nd grade teachers` face when she asked if any of us spoke another language and my hand went up................

[floydjer]

If my nose were 12 inches long....Would it be a foot ?