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« Reply #1770 on: March 28, 2014, 05:05:44 PM »

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.  “Follow me, son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. 

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”  And they did. 

“Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did. 

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?  Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better if you scare the crapouta them 1st!”
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« Reply #1771 on: March 31, 2014, 11:26:48 PM »

(Okay, I'm early.... or late, okay?)

Anyway as a public service I thought all y'all would like to know that a recent survey has proven conclusively that women with large backsides outlive men who mention it to them.
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« Reply #1772 on: April 04, 2014, 07:15:38 AM »

where did Noah put all of the bees??? ............... In the ark hives.. cheers
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« Reply #1773 on: April 04, 2014, 07:30:21 AM »

One whole week for that???.

 shocked Jerry.
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« Reply #1774 on: April 04, 2014, 08:11:00 AM »

Hey Mike...............The Old woman that lived in a shoe was not the sole owner...There were strings attached.
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« Reply #1775 on: April 04, 2014, 08:13:50 AM »

My brother in law fell in to an upholstery machine...........He`s recovered now
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« Reply #1776 on: April 04, 2014, 09:30:57 AM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
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« Reply #1777 on: April 04, 2014, 09:56:37 AM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
Wasn`t because it was two-tired Huh??
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« Reply #1778 on: April 04, 2014, 09:57:42 AM »

What did the rabbit buy his wife for their anniversary?

A 24 carrott ring.
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« Reply #1779 on: April 04, 2014, 10:31:13 AM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
Wasn`t because it was two-tired Huh??
Jerry, please leaf me alone!
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« Reply #1780 on: April 04, 2014, 11:05:45 AM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
Wasn`t because it was two-tired Huh??
Jerry, please leaf me alone!
That`s me Monte....A stalk-er
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« Reply #1781 on: April 04, 2014, 11:35:43 AM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
Wasn`t because it was two-tired Huh??
Jerry, please leaf me alone!
That`s me Monte....A stalk-er
After that remark, I bee pollen my hair out, trying to think of a comeback.
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« Reply #1782 on: April 04, 2014, 12:18:00 PM »

Why couldn't the flower ride a bicycle?


Because the petals fell off!
Wasn`t because it was two-tired Huh??
Jerry, please leaf me alone!
That`s me Monte....A stalk-er
After that remark, I bee pollen my hair out, trying to think of a comeback.
Stay grounded...You`ll get to the root of the problem...............Gotta go..Soil-long
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« Reply #1783 on: April 04, 2014, 04:33:05 PM »

My head just exploded......I got nuthin!
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« Reply #1784 on: April 04, 2014, 09:41:38 PM »

Gee, when you motivate Jerry he can go.

Jerry Dangerfield grin
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