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« Reply #1755 on: March 21, 2014, 09:50:46 AM »

I have posted several puns here,

but the one about the kleptomaniac baker takes the cake.
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« Reply #1756 on: March 21, 2014, 12:04:20 PM »

You know Monte, Bakers make most of their earnings in the morning....They make yeast half of their dough before `leaven.............. cheers  ( Sound of gauntlet being thrown)
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« Reply #1757 on: March 21, 2014, 01:13:32 PM »

Jerry, everone knows that bakers are rolling in the dough...
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« Reply #1758 on: March 21, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »

Methinks Jerry is trying to get a rise out of me!  I knead to think of a quick retort.
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« Reply #1759 on: March 21, 2014, 03:53:54 PM »

That came off sounding half-baked
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« Reply #1760 on: March 21, 2014, 06:13:22 PM »

Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!
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« Reply #1761 on: March 23, 2014, 03:46:05 PM »

This is a crumby thread
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« Reply #1762 on: March 24, 2014, 07:34:44 AM »

Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!

I agree but does it matter which way you cut it?. smiley
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« Reply #1763 on: March 28, 2014, 06:40:14 AM »

What do you call a cow that doesn`t give milk???.....A milk dud ( Or an udder failure) cheers
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« Reply #1764 on: March 28, 2014, 09:11:40 AM »

It's ridiculous what Mooovs pasteurize on Friday mornings.

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« Reply #1765 on: March 28, 2014, 09:35:30 AM »

It is important to keep your bathroom mirror clean......

Otherwise it will give you a dirty look!
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« Reply #1766 on: March 28, 2014, 09:39:22 AM »

Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.
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« Reply #1767 on: March 28, 2014, 10:09:24 AM »

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, it croaks every night.
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« Reply #1768 on: March 28, 2014, 02:06:54 PM »

Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.

Hey Monte....I don`t like people that don`t have toes.....So i`m also ...lack -toes intolerant....
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« Reply #1769 on: March 28, 2014, 03:10:12 PM »

And Jerry "nails" it again, holy cow!!
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