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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1695 on: February 07, 2014, 10:57:53 AM »
.......Even made my stomach churn a little...........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1696 on: February 07, 2014, 11:13:37 AM »
What type of cheese would you use to hide a horse????...Mascapone`....(  I`ll stop now) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1697 on: February 07, 2014, 11:46:31 AM »
I swiss you would.....stop that is.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1698 on: February 07, 2014, 12:00:29 PM »
The thing about Jerry is.....he always comes up with a gouda one!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1699 on: February 07, 2014, 12:06:27 PM »
Cheeze whiz guys....you must be really feta-p with all these stinky puns.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1700 on: February 07, 2014, 03:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on February 07, 2014, 08:40:04 AM
Quote from: floydjer on February 07, 2014, 07:37:39 AM
For Chris................What did the teacher do with my report on cheese???  She grated it :roll:

Dude - no whey will I let you milk this one . . .

I con-curd.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1701 on: February 07, 2014, 04:09:39 PM »
Jerry - what are you doing Tuesday night?

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Yes . . . THAT Shank Hall . . .

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1702 on: February 14, 2014, 07:44:20 AM »
What does a squirrel give his girlfriend on St. Valentine`s Day??.............Forget- me -nuts
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1703 on: February 14, 2014, 08:02:52 AM »
Wonder if vampires send flowers to their ghoul-friends ????????????????????
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1704 on: February 14, 2014, 08:27:01 AM »
That's a bloody good one Floyd.

Thanks man. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1705 on: February 14, 2014, 09:39:07 AM »
Your turn Monte....Continue in that ....vein... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1706 on: February 14, 2014, 09:53:14 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on February 14, 2014, 09:39:07 AM
Your turn Monte....Continue in that ....vein... :cheers:

That's right - Jerry's keeping Count, Monte. 

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1707 on: February 14, 2014, 10:12:23 AM »
These jokes bite!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1708 on: February 14, 2014, 10:56:46 AM »
I am so Vlad to know that Monte     (helps if you do the Dracula voice in your head......Yes Chris, I hear voices in my head.....) :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1709 on: February 14, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »
Jerry, is it true you are serving cape with I scream at your Valentines party tonight?
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