Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the man who fell through the screen door?

He strained himself.

[manta22]

..or the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass................he made a spectacle of himself! 

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[USFRAMONTE]

What do call Batman when he skips out on church?


Christian Bale!

[bbarn]

2 whales walk into a bar.

First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo

Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk

[bbarn]

I found out I was a dyslexic when I turned up to a toga party dressed as a goat

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the Phillipino contortionist?


They called her the manilla folder!

[Dean Los Angeles]

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid!

[USFRAMONTE]

I received a wedding invitation recently that said, "black tie only".


When I showed up, all the other fellows were wearing tuxedos?

[floydjer]

What would you call a person with no body and only a nose???......Nobody knows.............

[floydjer]

For Chris................What did the teacher do with my report on cheese???  She grated it

[Milwaukee Midget]

For Chris................What did the teacher do with my report on cheese???  She grated it

Dude - no whey will I let you milk this one . . .

[bbarn]

For Chris................What did the teacher do with my report on cheese???  She grated it

Dude - no whey will I let you milk this one . . .

You have to admit, that was a little cheesy.

[bbarn]

Dear algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y.

[Ron Gibson]

There is no whey I can keep  reading this, it makes my blood curdle.

Ron

[floydjer]

..................That drove a wedge into this thread..............