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Offline manta22

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1620 on: November 21, 2013, 09:28:26 PM »
"The doctor recommended milk of magnesia."

Vodka + orange juice= screwdriver

Vodka + milk of magnesia= ?
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a Philips screwdriver  :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1621 on: November 21, 2013, 09:30:31 PM »
Marijuana legal in your states now?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1622 on: November 21, 2013, 09:54:32 PM »
Vodka + prune juice = pile driver  :-o
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1623 on: November 22, 2013, 12:33:34 AM »
A little Coke with 151 rum = sledge hammer.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1624 on: November 22, 2013, 09:04:56 AM »
what do you call a dog with one nostril??......Half breed
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1625 on: November 22, 2013, 09:06:03 AM »
750 cc`s of O.J.   250 cc`s of vodka...Metric screwdriver
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1626 on: November 22, 2013, 09:09:38 AM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on November 21, 2013, 08:50:39 PM
Related to the coconut, aren't they?

Mike
What begins with "C", Ends with "T",Is furry on the outside and wet on the inside???.....A coconut
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1627 on: November 22, 2013, 06:14:55 PM »
Good one!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1628 on: November 29, 2013, 07:40:01 AM »
 A woman at the gas station said she knew me from her vegatarian club...But I`m certain I never met herbivore :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1629 on: November 29, 2013, 07:41:33 AM »
Post holiday bonus  (????)....Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?????????    At the bottom  :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1630 on: November 29, 2013, 11:31:22 AM »
A psychologist had a sushi chef for a patient.

He gave him a raw shark test.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1631 on: November 29, 2013, 12:17:31 PM »
hear about the sushi bar that only serves lawyers??? It`s named " Sosumi"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1632 on: November 29, 2013, 01:48:16 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on November 29, 2013, 12:17:31 PM
hear about the sushi bar that only serves lawyers??? It`s named " Sosumi"


I don't know that I'd eat sushi made from bottom feeders.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1633 on: November 29, 2013, 06:56:54 PM »
The great-looking girl from the deep south went to the doctor for an examination & checkup.  As he was taking the basic information down he asked if she'd ever had X-rays taken.

She said  "Doc, Ah've been X rayed and Ultraviolated".
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1634 on: December 06, 2013, 08:07:50 AM »
I applied for a job as zookeeper in Australia.....Sadly I lacked the koalafications.................
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