Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Know what looks like half an apple???....The other half....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, I think you're confused there.  Isn't that the nobleman that is in charge of changing the animal fat into lard?

As for the knight that didn't go into battle -- I believe he was in the service of the more capable leader, Sir Charge.

[USFRAMONTE]

What about the Knight that would draw everyone's blood........Sir lance-a-lot.

[USFRAMONTE]

Or the Knight that would hand out the awards at the end of the season......Sir-prize.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Monte, I wonder how you missed one of the most definitive nobles of 'em all.  The guy was absolutely sure of everything.  His name was Sir Tainly.

[USFRAMONTE]

Or the Knight that mapped out their routes......Sir-vey.

[USFRAMONTE]

Or the one that took care of all the horses....Sir-mount.

Someone please stop me.....Jerry? Slim?

[USFRAMONTE]

Or the Knight that mapped out their routes......Sir-vey.

I said the name wrong, it should be Sir-veyor.

[bbarn]

Lets not forget the fattest knight at the table ... Sir Cumfrence!

[floydjer]

Or the Knight that worked in the adult film industry and was known for his"delivery"...Sir C*mstantial.............   (my Baptist mother would be so proud)

[USFRAMONTE]

Or the most handsome Knight.......Sir-face.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Didja ever meet that really crabby knight?  Sir Lee was his moniker, I believe.

[bbarn]

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I had a stomach ache. 

The doctor recommended milk of magnesia.

I had no idea that magnesia were mammals.

[4-barrel Mike]

Related to the coconut, aren't they?

Mike