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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1560 on: October 09, 2013, 03:22:20 PM »
.......After all...Posting here on any day other than Friday is...............hair-acy.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1561 on: October 09, 2013, 03:29:35 PM »
Shear brilliance Monte......................................................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1562 on: October 09, 2013, 03:30:40 PM »
...And that`ll be the end...I need to split...............
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1563 on: October 09, 2013, 03:31:22 PM »
...But I`ll be ...Back hair on friday.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1564 on: October 09, 2013, 03:31:54 PM »
So root around for more puns....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1565 on: October 09, 2013, 03:32:37 PM »
Something everyone will get a bangs out of..............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1566 on: October 09, 2013, 03:33:26 PM »
Or as Austin Powers would say....." Oh.. Be- Hive "
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1567 on: October 09, 2013, 03:34:42 PM »
Gotta go before Mike gets testy with me...He has a mean streak........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1568 on: October 09, 2013, 03:36:01 PM »
I`m done......................I can DYE a happy man
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1569 on: October 09, 2013, 04:02:32 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1570 on: October 09, 2013, 08:19:40 PM »
All right, all right -- I'll ask you boys and girls to do a better job observing the Fridayness of this thread, okay?  If you really want to specialise in weak puns -- keep it to a subject that's got at least something real about land speed racing, or at least some kind of vehicle racing.  Remembering that I set up the joke topic so you'd have a place to show your sense of humor -- I remind you that the main reason I set it up was to clear most of the site so we could spend more time talking about our hobby/avocation/passion.  And another reason was that more than a few of the regulars here got a bit frustrated when there were so many joke-type things mixed in with the race stuff.

So -- with all due respect to your abilities to come up with lowbrow puns -- please move 'em to Fridays only, okay?  Yes, there is another joke thread that is not titled "Friday" only -- but rather than just move over there to respond to the letter of my request rather than the spirit of it -- let's get back to racing, okay?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1571 on: October 10, 2013, 08:12:27 AM »
Slim races ahead as .....hair apparent :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1572 on: October 10, 2013, 08:48:02 AM »
Gee, I didn't know today is Friday?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1573 on: October 10, 2013, 09:12:32 AM »
 I`ll save the rest for tomorrow......You guys can go ...on a head ...without me :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1574 on: October 10, 2013, 11:35:00 AM »
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry you trouble maker!!!