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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1545 on: October 06, 2013, 07:38:06 AM »
is that automatic?.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1546 on: October 06, 2013, 11:03:44 AM »
Jerry - looks like you found your target audience.

Maybe we can put it in a magazine.

I'll go to Youtube and see if there's a clip . . .
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1547 on: October 06, 2013, 01:39:28 PM »
I don't want to bore you or be the butt of your jokes but I was just rifling through my pun safe and found I'd failed to keep my powder dry.........
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1548 on: October 07, 2013, 02:54:51 AM »
Typical Ozzie, going off half cocked!!!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1549 on: October 09, 2013, 08:28:40 AM »
Even Stan found this within range.......Yes i know what day this is. :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1550 on: October 09, 2013, 11:11:37 AM »
A Los Angeles district court ruled in favor of actor William Shatner last week, denying monetary compensation to the estate of deceased Trichologist, Dr. Raul St. Pierre D’Aquisto.  The case revolved around an unpaid medical bill dating back to 1977.
 
According to court records, the D’Aquisto family claimed that Shatner, an actor, owed the D’Aquisto estate 6.2 million dollars for an unpaid medical bill dating back to 1977.  The records indicate the bill in question was for the balance due Dr. D’Aquisto after a hair transplant procedure, $10,000.00, plus 18% accrued interest, which was compounded monthly for 35 years.  In documents and medical records entered into evidence by representatives of the D’Aquisto estate, the total cost for the procedure was $15,000.00.  Records also indicate that Mr. Shatner did pay an initial $5,000.00 “consulting fee”, but dunning records indicate no further payments were received by Dr. D’Aquisto.
 
Attorneys for Shatner countersued on their clients behalf, charging that after the procedure, Dr. D’Aquisto failed to return Mr. Shatner’s hairpiece, and that the only leverage Shatner had for return of his personal property was non-payment of the bill.
 
The court sided with Shatner’s attorneys, who then dropped their countersuit, and the case was dismissed.

At a brief news conference, Mark D’Aquisto, the grandson of the late Dr. D’Aquisto, commented on the court’s decision.  “Our family holds no animosity toward Mr. Shatner.  Of course, we’re not pleased with the outcome, but this was primarily an action the family needed to address in order to settle the estate of my grandfather.”  He went on to say, “This ruling lets our family move forward”, adding, “We’ve got Bill’s Toupee”.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1551 on: October 09, 2013, 11:35:09 AM »
Bill should have considered the scope of his actions
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1552 on: October 09, 2013, 12:12:07 PM »
He must have combed the world for a good attorney.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1553 on: October 09, 2013, 12:13:02 PM »
At least he didn't have to part with any more money.
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« Reply #1554 on: October 09, 2013, 12:14:12 PM »
He told one reporter that he'd go to any length to get what he wanted.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1555 on: October 09, 2013, 12:26:39 PM »
So this guy that Bill went to see.....is he known as the "rug doctor"?

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1556 on: October 09, 2013, 01:17:32 PM »
Stupid joke Friday

It appears that every day is practice day.   :-(

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1557 on: October 09, 2013, 02:27:38 PM »
Thank you Mike :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1558 on: October 09, 2013, 02:31:32 PM »
.......After all...Posting here on any day other than Friday is...............hair-acy.................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1559 on: October 09, 2013, 02:53:30 PM »
I know it's not Friday, and I'll take the heat for it, but I'll also forget the joke if I wait..... Tell me if you've heard it by the way.

My buddy asked if I'd like to hear his impression of Bat Man... I bit, and he shouted out at the top of his lungs.. NOT THE KRYPTONITE!
I replied to him... That's Superman!
 He said... "Thanks. I've been practicing".

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