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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1485 on: August 30, 2013, 03:07:00 PM »
Menstruation  jokes are not funny. Period.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1486 on: August 30, 2013, 03:08:52 PM »
Indeed
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1487 on: August 30, 2013, 03:14:23 PM »
What was purple and almost ruled the world?

Alexander The Grape.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1488 on: August 30, 2013, 03:17:24 PM »
A potentate, rich and despotic
had tastes that were rather exotic
"I've always adored making love in a Ford..
you see, I'm auto-erotic."
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1489 on: September 06, 2013, 02:09:14 AM »
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 30, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
Why is Pharaoh's daughter considered to be like a wall street banker?

Because she pulled a little prophet from the rushes on the bank.
Quote from: floydjer on August 30, 2013, 08:13:49 AM
When mummies listen to music is it always wrap ??

Great - I'm gone for three weeks, and you two are stooping to Nile-ism.

Okay, this just in from below the Aswan Dam -

What do you call the hydraulic engineers who designed the plumbing in the pyramids?

Pharaoh faucet majors.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1490 on: September 06, 2013, 08:07:39 AM »
A joke about German sausage was the wurst I ever heard...................................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1491 on: September 06, 2013, 08:10:39 AM »
What do you call a Dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary???.........A Thesaurus....... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1492 on: September 06, 2013, 08:14:41 AM »
..............Did you know there is a self help group for non-stop talkers?? It`s called " On and on anon" :lol:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1493 on: September 06, 2013, 05:40:29 PM »
   
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
 
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.'
 
 
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.

They are flexible like that.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1494 on: September 07, 2013, 11:45:06 AM »
Freud, that belongs in Wise Joke Friday thread! :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1495 on: September 07, 2013, 04:27:55 PM »
Rcktscience...............Please transfer it for me.

Thanks

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1496 on: September 09, 2013, 10:47:18 PM »
A day on Mercury is 1407 hours.  Seems like a regular Monday here on Earth.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1497 on: September 13, 2013, 07:36:58 AM »
...............Alcohol and Calculus don`t mix....So NEVER drink and derive :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1498 on: September 13, 2013, 09:56:03 AM »
Do you know why you should never trust an atom?


Because they make up everything.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1499 on: September 13, 2013, 11:51:26 AM »
Good ol` Monte....Gets right to the nucleus of the matter....................... :cheers:
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