Stupid joke FRIDAY

[bbarn]

My statistics professor told me I was an average student.

I told her I thought she was mean.

Statistics jokes:

68.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot, 39.5% of people hearing them believe them to be true.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Earth's population.
it has been proven that laboratory testing causes cancer in mice.
5 out of 4 people have difficulty with fractions.
Half of the people you meet today will be below average.

[floydjer]

I know I should have been upset when my flashlight batteries died.

But I was really delighted!

Need a joke   Monte is.....ever-ready

[USFRAMONTE]

Well Jerry,
I could comment that your Friday jokes "energize" me!!

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry,
I could also say that I know you get a big charge out of all this! Especially jokes that are on a cell-ular
level.
Oh, please stop me.

[floydjer]

Lights -out on that subject...Time to switch...

[floydjer]

No really Monte...Stay grounded. I`m positive

[USFRAMONTE]

Wire we still on this subject?

[USFRAMONTE]

I will take it upon myself to insulate you all from any more shocking information and terminate this joke!!

[floydjer]

Sock-et to `em Monte

[floydjer]

But it was illuminating............................

[Seldom Seen Slim]

C'mon.  Youse guys are a twisted pair.

[floydjer]

Just a little......light hearted humor Jon...........................

[USFRAMONTE]

One thing I can say is I don't have a "short" anywhere!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry and Monte -- keep it up.  Don't leave me stranded.

[Jessechop]

I used to assemble airplanes, it was very riveting...