Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Speed Limit 1000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR7DCFCkqao Fun to remember the Road Runner

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the rancher in Montana that was retiring and turning the operation over to his sons.
He insisted that with new management the ranch be renamed.....he changed the name to Focal Point Ranch.

When his friends asked him why......he replied. "Because that is where the the sons raise meat".

[Elmo Rodge]

Oh no.  Wayno

[bbarn]

What washes up on tiny beaches .....Microwaves

I suppose if you cast a line into the water you could catch microfiche?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Very good one, Monte.  My corngratulations.

[tortoise]

. . .sons raise meat".

The only other triple pun I've heard:

Why was Pharaoh's daughter like a shrewd, hard-hearted trader in a bear market?

Because she got a handsome prophet out of rushes on the banks.

[USFRAMONTE]

I wish I could lay claim to that one.  I remember reading it in a game, puzzle and joke book that was  printed in the 50's.

[USFRAMONTE]

I did have to paraphrase as I could not remember it word for word.

[floydjer]

So Monte...Did he buy a dachsund so he`d have......a long little doggy....??

[USFRAMONTE]

Good one Jerry!  That's why you are the king of Stupid Joke Friday.

[floydjer]

I took a prune to the senior prom in high school.....I couldn`t find a date......................

[floydjer]

Cure for a headache....Smash your head through a window...The pane will disappear....

[USFRAMONTE]

What is black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra!

[Jon]

I know it's not Friday but apparently it happened on Friday.

http://news.com.au/travel/news/asiana-may-sue-tv-station-and-ntsb-over-fake-pilot-names-prank/story-e6frfq80-1226679495609


Really.........

[floydjer]

What would bears be without bees ?..............Ears