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Offline Dean Los Angeles

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1380 on: June 14, 2013, 01:00:44 PM »


Not a joke! A real 3M product. Every racers tool box needs this!
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Offline Captthundarr

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1381 on: June 14, 2013, 01:09:20 PM »
'bout time. electrical tape don't hold for crap.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1382 on: June 14, 2013, 01:13:04 PM »
Hmmmmm....What will it take to keep you guys on-topic?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1383 on: June 14, 2013, 01:15:45 PM »
Here...Let me demonstrate........................This guy goes in to the doctor and the Doc. points out a piece of lettuce is sticking out of his rear. The guy says " And that`s just the tip of the iceburg"  :cheers:   See how easy????
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Offline USFRAMONTE

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1384 on: June 14, 2013, 03:24:00 PM »
Jerry,
I take it that means you are not about to lettuce alone until we get back on topic!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1385 on: June 17, 2013, 08:31:11 AM »
Monte moves to the head of the class..............................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1386 on: June 21, 2013, 07:40:27 AM »
...........Because he couldn`t leaf it alone.......................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1387 on: June 21, 2013, 07:41:09 AM »
Do mummies listen to wrap music???? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1388 on: June 21, 2013, 07:44:07 AM »
Do mummies listen to wrap music???? :cheers:

Only on iTombs.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1389 on: June 21, 2013, 10:05:54 AM »
That was a little cryptic Chris.........................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1390 on: June 21, 2013, 10:17:50 AM »
If this is the same mummy....., I overheard him talking about his manager and story was that Egypt
him out of some money!  I think the case is still tied up in the Pharaohs court.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1391 on: June 21, 2013, 10:49:19 AM »
I heard about that....Some sort of pyramid scheme.....................
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1392 on: June 21, 2013, 10:58:49 AM »
I know, this whole story sphinx to high heaven!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1393 on: June 21, 2013, 11:11:27 AM »
You can't de nile....that is some kind of story.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1394 on: June 21, 2013, 11:31:52 AM »
Congrat on the string boys that was good :cheers: :cheers:
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