Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Sure Dean...And perverted rabbits say " Rubbit"

[Heliophile]

A beautiful young princess was enjoying a lovely morning sitting in a forest glade caressed by a gentle breeze beside a babbling brook in her father’s kingdom.   Suddenly, without warning, a large frog hopped into her lap.  The frog, clearly no ordinary frog, said “Do not be afraid, princess. I am an enchanted frog.  If you kiss me, I will turn into a handsome young prince.  Then we can be married, and we will live in your father’s castle with my mother, where you can cook and clean for her and me and do our every bidding.”

That  evening, as the princess enjoyed a delicious repast of frog legs sautéed in white wine sauce, the princess chuckled gently and said to herself, “I don’t fu&#ing think so.”

[theazoldcrow]

 
The best way to catch a Rabbit ?  Sit behind a bush, and make a noise like a carrot !

[Captthundarr]

The best way to catch a Rabbit ?  Sit behind a bush, and make a noise like a carrot !

Crow, you repeat yourself. see post 483

[doug odom]

Beer does not make you fat. It makes you lean.

Yep.......

You lean against tables, chairs, walls and ugly people.

[Stainless1]

The best way to catch a Rabbit ?  Sit behind a bush, and make a noise like a carrot !

Crow, you repeat yourself. see post 483

CaptT, although he does not give his age, theazOLDcrow may be... well Old, and we know how old people get... look at Stan

[Captthundarr]

Stainless, I should be so lucky. I can't remember stuff long enough to repeat it. repeat it. repeat it........

[theazoldcrow]

Stan,,,, I'm 67 and DO have a hard time remembering even yesterday !  sorry bout the re-post ! By the way, who are you ?        laffin' laffin' !

[Stan Back]

I guess you can't remember -- I didn't make that post -- look again.

[theazoldcrow]

   See,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[floydjer]

Since it`s friday...........................................Why do penguins walk softly??...Because they can`t walk hardly

[floydjer]

I had two guys from south of the border install new carpet....First they put down the underlay!underlay!
 

[Freud]

School teacher talking about marriage to her class.

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like, Johnny?

Johnny:   I would like a wife like the moon...

Teacher:  WOW !! What a choice..  do you want her to be beautiful

              and calm like the moon?

Johnny:  No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

FREUD

[Freud]

What's the difference between a sensual woman and a baseball field?

You can't play on a wet field.

[floydjer]

What`s the best way to carve wood???....Whittle by whittle