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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1320 on: April 16, 2013, 11:16:34 AM »
Bob...Because it is Stupid Joke FRIDAY...Without rules we`d have a bunch of commies...............Nevermind :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1321 on: April 18, 2013, 08:00:16 PM »
Okay, it's Friday in Abingdon on Thames, and seeing as neither of my MGs have clocks --

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/cutfour/#contentId=45131006
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Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1322 on: April 18, 2013, 11:56:57 PM »
Okay, it's Friday in Abingdon on Thames, and seeing as neither of my MGs have clocks --

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/cutfour/#contentId=45131006

I didn't know Billy Martin was a camel jockey....  :roll:
Which one of the 5000 things were you pointing out?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1323 on: April 19, 2013, 08:18:58 AM »
The ancient romans held gatherings once per week.....I guess that was enough forum............. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1324 on: April 19, 2013, 08:29:07 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1325 on: April 19, 2013, 08:40:33 AM »
TGIF!!!

Topic Gaining Integrity Floydjer  :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1326 on: April 19, 2013, 09:38:48 AM »
That's hardly sport, tackling a deer.

Now if you want REAL sport tackle a Green Bay Packer and put a deer t-shirt on him!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1327 on: April 19, 2013, 10:36:41 AM »
Gather all ye little sheep, and ye shall be herd.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1328 on: April 26, 2013, 08:29:39 AM »
Went to a ball game last night and some drunk ya-hoo hit me in the head with a can of pepsi...I`m glad it was a soft drink :cheers:  Did I mention I`m learning sign language?? I think it will come  in handy..................... :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1329 on: April 26, 2013, 10:22:27 AM »
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Poo have in common?
Their middle name.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1330 on: May 03, 2013, 10:36:31 AM »
For the last time...You don`t have to wait for me..   How does the man on the moon cut his hair??/ ......................Eclipse it :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1331 on: May 03, 2013, 10:40:06 AM »
And be nice to your dentist............he has fillings too....................... :cheers:    Anyone need an Ark ?? I Noah guy............. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1332 on: May 03, 2013, 11:28:06 AM »
When does a Dentist get the maddest?

When he looses all his patients!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1333 on: May 03, 2013, 11:32:34 AM »
Most dentist appointments are at 2:30


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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1334 on: May 03, 2013, 11:59:04 AM »
Jerry,
You know that none of us feel comfortable posting a stupid joke until you lead off each Friday.
Monte.