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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #105 on: May 07, 2009, 03:24:15 PM »
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone ...

Nope, won't go there.

Probably bypass the Man from Nantucket as well. :-P

OK, let's try:

Willie saw some dynomite
Could not understand it quite
Curiousity seldom pays
It rained Willie seven days

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #106 on: May 07, 2009, 06:11:42 PM »
 :roll:Jack and Jill went up the hill.  They each had a buck and a quarter.  Jill came down with two fifty,  Ya think they went up for water?????   Crow
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #107 on: May 07, 2009, 07:08:14 PM »
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun,
Silly Jill forgot her pill
Now they have a son.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #108 on: May 07, 2009, 07:30:54 PM »
Jack and Jill went up the hill,  rideing on an elephant,,,,Jill got off, and helped Jack off, the elephant!    Crow   :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #109 on: May 07, 2009, 07:36:46 PM »
Every day, at 5 PM, a doctor stopped at his local tavern and ordered up a Frangelico on crushed ice.

One night, the bartender realized that he was out of the liquor, and so he improvised with a cheap hickory flavored liquor to replace the doctor's hazelnut flavored favorite.

He handed it to the doctor, who tasted it and immediately spit it back into the glass.

"What on earth is this you're trying to poison me with?", asked the incredulous general practitioner.

Replied the barkeep, "It's a Hickory Dacari, Doc."
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Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #110 on: May 07, 2009, 08:05:38 PM »
 :-D  :-o MM, you got me on that one!   Crow
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #111 on: May 07, 2009, 08:09:53 PM »
   :?  Sis on you pister, you ain't so muckin futch!  Go in your own jack yard and back off!  I ain't under the anfluance of incohol as some thinkle peep I am,  I just had tee martoonies and   a bubble durbon!   Now don't that shickle the tit outa you!  Crow                              And the stander I long here,,,,the getter i drunk!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #112 on: May 07, 2009, 08:29:45 PM »
Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke :cheers:
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« Reply #113 on: May 07, 2009, 09:35:49 PM »
Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke :cheers:

A week to go, and I haven't started the truck yet.  Looks like another mad dash at the last minute. :|

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #114 on: May 08, 2009, 09:14:40 AM »
Sitting on the deck last night, having a cigar, and I decided to stay up until sunrise.  And then it dawned on me........................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #115 on: May 08, 2009, 09:31:36 AM »
Amen!

Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #116 on: May 10, 2009, 07:24:17 PM »
In my opinion, this comes under the heading of humor.

It better not be LSR.

http://www.bangshift.com/blog/Carnage-of-the-Week-Nastiest-Engine-Explosion-Ever.html

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #117 on: May 10, 2009, 08:22:03 PM »
Where's the head and block? :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #118 on: May 10, 2009, 09:52:30 PM »
I know it's Sunday, but what the heck.

Four brewery owners walk into a bar. The one from Corona orders a Corona and says it's the best. The one from Budweiser orders a Bud, and says all other beer is inferior. The one from Coors orders a Coors and brags about mountain spring water. The one from Guinness orders a Coke. The other three are shocked and ask him why not a Guinness? He answers, "You guys aren't drinking beer, I thought I wouldn't either."
Will weld for beer :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #119 on: May 10, 2009, 10:13:34 PM »
Just think this time next Sunday we will be wanting results from El Mirage and Maxton. You won't give a a crap about Friday jokes, that is except Dean. :-D :cheers:
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