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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1005 on: July 13, 2012, 08:17:16 AM »
Know why Pirates go to the Caribbean? for some arrrrrrr and  arrrrrr  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1006 on: July 13, 2012, 10:15:40 AM »
Have you ever noticed that in many ways, women are like the various continents of the world?  For instance:

Before age fifteen a woman is like Antarctica -- unknown and unexplored.

From 15 to her late 20s a woman is like Africa - hot, exotic, and exciting.

From the late 20s through her 40s a woman is like America - well-known and free with her resources.

In her 40s through later 50s women are similar to Europe -- becoming worn, but not without interesting features.

And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1007 on: July 13, 2012, 11:17:56 AM »
And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

Are we talking about the bush, or the outback?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1008 on: July 13, 2012, 11:23:05 AM »
And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

Are we talking about the bush, or the outback?

Now that was witty.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1009 on: July 13, 2012, 11:54:11 AM »
Ok....here is my lame attempt for today.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in the pocket of his pants?
So he could run his fingers through his hair!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1010 on: July 13, 2012, 01:02:51 PM »
Confucius say, "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day".

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1011 on: July 13, 2012, 07:26:10 PM »
And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

I think we must be talking specifically abou the state of Tasmania here?  For those of you who need a map to find it, here it is:  :cheers:



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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1012 on: July 20, 2012, 08:35:04 AM »
Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy............................ :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1013 on: July 20, 2012, 09:22:09 AM »
Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy............................ :cheers:

Jerry, cut the little guys a break - think about their circumstances!  If you had a Ph.D. and the only job you could find was working in a mine, or had a constant sinus infection, or narcolepsy, or a social interaction disorder, you wouldn't be Happy, either.

Unless you're Dopey.

Sorry, Jerry, I’m just a bit Grumpy this morning.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1014 on: July 20, 2012, 09:32:19 AM »
What's  the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1015 on: July 20, 2012, 10:34:15 AM »
Chris, Mrs Floydjer is verticly challenged...5 feet even.  Or as I like to say..." Five feet nothing"   have to go....Feeling a little .......sleepy
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1016 on: July 20, 2012, 11:29:16 AM »
The scientific community had a vote to decide which theory would replace continental drift.
Plate tectonics won by a land slide!

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1017 on: July 20, 2012, 01:07:04 PM »
Still can't find Tasmania 8-)
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1018 on: July 20, 2012, 04:04:55 PM »
Still can't find Tasmania 8-)

Just keep poking around - you'll find it.  :wink:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #1019 on: July 20, 2012, 08:19:30 PM »
I just got these from Ron -- and I sure hope they post okay.  Sorry the type is so small -- not much I can do about it - these ended up being screen shots and I don't know how to enlarge 'em.  Map first, then the question/answers:





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