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« Reply #975 on: December 24, 2018, 03:52:20 AM »

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« Reply #976 on: December 27, 2018, 08:41:42 AM »

For those planning on attending my New year`s Day breakfast social...I will be serving eggs benedict atop a hub cap...Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise......
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« Reply #977 on: December 27, 2018, 11:13:08 AM »

Whatever you do, do not serve Eggs Benedict Arnold- they turn on you.  rolleyes

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« Reply #978 on: December 28, 2018, 08:38:07 AM »

So cooking while listening to "Arnold Layne" is out ..? cheers
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« Reply #979 on: January 12, 2019, 10:11:45 AM »

Whoa!  This guy has hit on something - techno-humor from an engineer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=545&v=LYE3GtXqDV0
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« Reply #980 on: January 19, 2019, 08:24:36 PM »

I hear Disneyland will be naming its new high speed thrill ride after Dale Earnhardt...Then they will name the airplane thrill ride after Roberto Clemente.... cheers
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« Reply #981 on: January 19, 2019, 09:21:15 PM »

I`d rather go bird hunting with Dick Cheney than take a car ride with Ted Kennedy  (Yes I know it`s all water under the bridge ) cheers
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« Reply #982 on: January 31, 2019, 08:41:55 AM »

The weather in Michigan...That is today`s joke...It is currently minus 9 with a 25 m.p.h breeze..Weatherman says Monday will be 50 with rain. huh
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« Reply #983 on: January 31, 2019, 09:45:36 AM »

And we're 29F with a 4 mph wind. It's karma Jerry!  grin grin grin evil evil evil

Unfortunately by the time Sunday rolls around the polar vertex is supposed to reach us and you'll get to laugh.  grin

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« Reply #984 on: January 31, 2019, 01:59:48 PM »

Well Pete...3 weeks ago, I walked around the yard with a leaf blower in a sweat shirt.....And before Slim jumps into my sh*t..I was wearing the sweat shirt, NOT the leaf blower..And yes, I had pants and shoes on too... evil cheers
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« Reply #985 on: February 20, 2019, 01:06:03 PM »

Indeed


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« Reply #986 on: February 20, 2019, 07:45:10 PM »

That doesn't look like Patti.... old girlfriend?  rolleyes  cheers
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« Reply #987 on: March 12, 2019, 07:38:16 AM »

Contrary to popular belief, The Pirate`s favorite letter is not he " R"...It`s the " C"....
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« Reply #988 on: March 18, 2019, 01:14:08 PM »

Belated for Bob and Slim....When a guy is in his teens he plays football....As he gets older he switches to softball....And in his golden years he turns to golf. Have you noticed that as they age, Their balls get smaller??? cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers
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« Reply #989 on: March 18, 2019, 05:34:44 PM »

Why, no, Jerry, I hadn't noticed.  Thanks for pointing that out to us. rolleyes
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