(Note: LANDRACING.COM donations are not tax deductible)


This is a public forum. The opinions expressed here don't
necessarily reflect the feelings of The Folks That Run The Site (that's us)
unless we explicitly say so, ok?


Author Topic: Blonde joke  (Read 62398 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3319
  • Age: 63
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #150 on: August 07, 2020, 01:58:32 PM »
MaryBeth took a driver's test yesterday...she got 7 out of 10. The other 3 jumped out of her way.... :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3319
  • Age: 63
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #151 on: August 21, 2020, 03:11:38 AM »
MaryBeth keeps a clock under her desk .....She heard you make more money when you work over time... :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3319
  • Age: 63
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #152 on: September 11, 2020, 08:45:55 PM »
MaryBeth went to the library and checked out a book.."How to Hug"....turned out to be volume 7 of the encyclopedia,........ :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3319
  • Age: 63
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #153 on: September 18, 2020, 02:45:20 PM »
MaryBeth was driving down the highway while knitting......A cop pulls along side her car and yells "Pull Over"!... MB yelled back " No...It's a sweater"
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Offline floydjer

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3319
  • Age: 63
  • Location: grand rapids, michigan
  • "There is no duck side of the moon..."
Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #154 on: September 18, 2020, 02:54:55 PM »
Later that day MaryBeth was swimming back and forth along the bank of the Grand River...A guy asked what she was doing..she said she was washing her clothes...guy asks why she isn't using a washing machine  instead and MB replies...."Those make me dizzy"
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.