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« on: March 16, 2009, 10:16:09 PM »

Two gay guys wanted to have a kid. So the doctor whipped their sperm up together and fertilized the eggs. When the baby was born they went to the hospital to see it. To their joy the baby was healthy and very, very happy. One of them said to the nurse "The baby sure seems to be content." And the nurse said "Yeah, but you should see what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse.

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 08:00:26 AM »

Well, Since Sheri started.   Two "guys" ( Lance and Bruce) are stopped at a light when a truck driver bumps their car. Lance says "Bruce, You tell that big brute he`ll pay to fix our Honda del sol or we will sue him. Bruce goes to the truck driver and repeats Lance`s words and the trucker says; "Why don`t you two fairies s#$% my d^%$?  Bruce spins on his heel and yells "Lance,  He wants to settle out of court" !!! :cheers:floyd"hoping he`s not banned"jer
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 12:37:00 PM »

Noonan decides to give up the city life and buys a farm to raise pigs. His neighbor Slim comes over and notices that all the pigs are female. He tells him that he is going to need a male to breed the pigs.

In the mean time, Slim offers him the use of his stud. He tells Noonan to load up his pigs and bring them over. Noonan asks how he will know if they are pregnant. Slim says, "You bring the pigs back, and the next morning check to see if any are grazing on the grass, because pigs never graze if they are not pregnant."

The next morning Noonan looks out and none are grazing. He calls Slim and Slim says bring all the pigs over and try again. The next morning he looks out and none are grazing. Slim says bring them over one more time.

The next morning he can't even bear to look out the window. Noonan asks his wife to go look. She says, "No, none are grazing. But most of them are in the truck and one is honking the horn!"
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 01:26:27 PM »

Slim is bad.... wink
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 04:01:26 PM »

 shocked  Boy!  You were rite on top of that one, huh John/   Crow
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 04:10:04 PM »

I can't wait to announce here comes the pig farmer at speed week.  grin
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 06:54:33 PM »

Know why the hookers in S.F. don't wear miniskirts? Their nuts will hang out !
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 09:26:21 PM »

You can't get lost in San Fransisco, there's aid's on every corner!  /Crow shocked
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2009, 08:04:36 AM »

Sheri`s joke made me wonder............If F.R. and blow-bird were to have kids that way, Would they name them "Cut" and "Paste"Huh cheers
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 10:03:46 AM »

They'd probably get it wrong and it would be "putt" and "caste"     Crow
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 11:38:29 AM »

They'd probably get it wrong and it would be "putt" and "caste"     Crow
Or "Butt" and "Taste" evil
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2009, 11:59:29 AM »

Sheri`s joke made me wonder............If F.R. and blow-bird were to have kids that way, Would they name them "Cut" and "Paste"Huh cheers
They'd probably get it wrong and it would be "putt" and "caste"     Crow
Or "Butt" and "Taste" evil

yep, for those that think spelling and punctuation are optional
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