Okay, let's see what I can put down here.
Wait a minnit - put downs aren't what we want, right? Maybe I should choose a better start. Well, anyway, I'm Jon Wennerberg, otherwise known as Seldom Seen Slim. My wife Nancy and I are the team of S S S -- and before you read another line, I'll promise that I won't hassle anyone about commas, misspelled words, or the like any more. I have to accept that I probably caused some bad feelings out there -- and - well, whatever, please forgive me.
Second of all, Nancy and I race bikes. We started going to Bonneville in 2000, to spectate, 'cause she got tired of me whining about how "I want to go 200 on a bike". She told me to look into Bonneville on the Internet -- and hey, eight years later, here we are, with me having a pair of 2 Club Certificates on the wall at the office. She went with on the first trips just to enjoy some vacation-in-the-sun time -- and without a thought of riding a bike on the Salt. Well, one time we set up her Ninja 250 and she rode it and had a good time, but that was enough. She had no interest in the "big" bike -- too tall for her, her feet couldn't touch the ground. That ended one day after we had put the new bodywork on it and she sat astride it in the pits and I had the temerity to notice. "Busted!" was her comment, and she started riding it. Her best pass so far is a 185.304, and one of the days she'll get her "A" license, too.
Other stuff - Nancy and I are privileged to host Salt Talks, the annual Land Speed Racer Gathering at the Bend in the Road during SpeedWeek. It's a picnic and social gathering for everyone who cares to attend -- hamburgers, hot dogs, pasties, cold drinks and good times. A raffle, T-shirts, and more bench racing than you've ever seen in one location. Stay tuned for details.
Oh, yes -- where is Marquette, Michigan? Look it up -- we really are "way up north". 140" or so of snow so far this year -- worse still, that's about 18" BELOW normal. Visit our website for a story about my Oshkosh snowplow truck.