Jack,
Why?
All of that has been covered extensively on landracing.
In short the altitude record for aluminum front wheels is held by one that was shaped like an Avon Speedmaster.
Tricks you can do at home :
Take a hard disk of any size that is slightly larger than an available rubber band and slide it around a hard surface like a table top.
Then fasten the rubber band to the outside of the disk and try it again.
If the neighbors are not looking you can do the same with your bicycle by starting with the tires off an going round the block.
A DOT approvet helmet should be just fine.
Gather all your conclusions together while on the walk back and let us know how you do.