Arnold Palmer dies and approaches St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter has a computer, and says "Last name, first name, and profession, please."
Arnold replies, "Palmer, Arnold, professional golfer."
While the computer is searching, St. Peter explains; "It's all really pretty simple Arnold. We just use the 10-Commandments and use a scoring system. A certain amount is deducted from your score for each infraction."
When the computer brings up Arnold's name, St. Peter is very impressed as he notes Arnold in all of nearly 80-years has only ONE infraction! And that was for 'Taking the name of the Lord in vain'.
St. Peter says; Well, Arnold, congratulations on a nearly perfect record! There's no question that you will be allowed into Heaven. But just out of curiosity...What was the occasion for that one infraction...if I may ask??
Arnold says; "Oh, I remember it well. It was 1977, at the Masters Tournament. I was on the 18th green, putting for a birdie and the win, and had a simple 2-foot putt....
St. Peter interrupts him and says; NO!!! DON'T TELL ME! YOU DIDN'T MISS A GOD-DAMNED 2-FOOT PUTT, DID YOU?!!!!!