Stainless queried: "...a tattoo on his junk.."
The older nurse returned from giving me a bedbath and reported to the cutie that I had a tattoo in a most personal place, and it read "SWAN".
The hottie wanted to see for herself so visited me. A half-hour or so later she returned to the nurse station said that she'd checked it out and indeed, there was a tat -- but it says "SASKATCHEWAN".
C'mon, it's Friday.