Salt Talks shirts for 2018

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Here's the story, kiddos.  I've kinda been dragging my feet about the shirts (again) this year, but now I've decided to go balls-to-the-salt (oowwie!) and get some ready.  We'll do it as in the past - I'll auction the right to have your vehicle on the shirt to the three or four highest bidders.  I need about $750 to get the things made - the auction is a great way for me to not lose money.  The shirts and Salt Talks in general are the biggest single way of raising funds to run this site, so feel free to help me not have to beg for a long time.

Now the fun part:  For a bunch of years Fred Vance was one of the biggest supporters of the shirt, getting on it almost as a matter of routine.  Fred isn't gonna be able to pay for his place on the shirt this year - so I'll give him a free spot on the entire back of the shirt (like we did for Ray the Rat a few years back).

I gotta pull the trigger soon to get all the shirts done in time to put 'em in the truck to lug out to the salt, so get me some offers quick, please.  And if you want your vehicle to be on the shirt -- have a good picture of it.  It takes a good pic to look good.

Let's hear from you, please.  And then we'll see you on the salt.

[handyguy]

car 1940  , THE  BANTAM .   $50  .. I know this is low , so is my budget . I will have the money from selling the safety gear (WHY) , so we will seeee !!   STEVE

[Stan Back]

You've hired the Milwaukee Midget to drive for you.  All you gotta do is lower the roll cage a foot and you're in.  I think you got scammed.  The Midget is not.

[Stainless1]

Slim forgot to say the minimum bid for a spot is $200 
I don't even have a car built yet but I'll do 2 Bens for a spot...

Y'all want to see a half built frame?  Come on guys, get with the program... this is a donation to keep the site going... It does not have to be your car.... maybe your favorite from years ago... if you feel self-conscience...

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Girls and boys, I need to get going on the t-shirts if we're gonna have them for Salt Talks.  Once I get three or four of you signed up I need to get the pictures and then get them to the artist so the enfarculation can be registrated thermoarrythmically in a proper time frame and then get the transfers made and in the meantime order the blank shirts and then get it all together and make the sons-a-guns.

And that takes time and we ain't got much of it so please -- support the Forum and reserve your spot in history!  Thanks.

[Buamotorsport]

I have sent you a message. Geoff

[Stainless1]

You don't have to be at Salt Talks to buy a shirt that supports the site....

Slim needs 4 shirt sponsors if there is going to be a shirt... 

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Let me freshen the report, k?  Geoff has stepped up to be on the shirt, and Stainless says he'll send a picture of something from the year, so that's two of you.  Anybody else?  Fred gets the back of the shirt - anybody else for the front?

[Buamotorsport]

I have sent you a message. Regards Geoff

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I and have received it.  Thanks.  Unh, for those of you that don't read thought bubbles, Geoff has made it a sure thing that we'll have Salt Talks '18 t-shirts.  I'll entertain offers to join him on it, though, and will be happy to also have support in a smaller amount - like a hundred bucks -- to get your name or whatever on the sleeves.

Gotta get this all done within a few days, so get thine collectives butts in gear and sign on.

See you on the salt.

[Buamotorsport]

I am really glad we got this happening. Mine is an XL please. LOL

[floydjer]

Jon...……..Chalk me down for $100...watch for the postman.  JB

[floydjer]

I originally typed "Put me down"....But around here, The bashing would have been without mercy.....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, whatcha gonna have on the shirt?  Your logo?  Your race car?  A pic of you naked on a motorcycle?  You can't do the last -- Freud beat you to it a few years back.

So what do you want - or have you just asked to buy some shirts?  I gotta be careful with you...

[Seldom Seen Slim]

It's Saturday morning, kids, and I'd like to get the shirt under way.  I've got room for another bike or car or two, so if you want to be immoralised (I mean immortalized)on cloth - get with me pronto.

Closing date is tomorrow night, please.