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Offline floydjer

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Happy March 14 to all
« on: March 14, 2017, 09:48:42 PM »
My favorite holiday...Gotta go fire up the grille :cheers:
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2017, 09:55:02 PM »
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2017, 10:17:39 PM »
Here's what I got for PI day so I don't have to wait until Friday.  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MERGER TIPS FOR 2017:
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2017:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2017, 08:59:03 AM »
Uh...The "Other" holiday.................. :evil:
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2017, 01:49:55 PM »
I know I'm a day late, but here's one for our German buddy.

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2017, 06:09:21 PM »
MERGER TIPS FOR 2017:
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2017:

10. Utube, Twitter and Facebook will become "U Twit Face"
Unless it's crazy, ambitious and delusional, it's not worth our time!

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2017, 11:13:44 PM »
Jerry, sorry I didn't look at the computer yesterday, I was busy.... out celebrating Pi day with pizza pie and beer... but I had to wait till 3 pm to order the pizza.... it showed up in 9 minutes and 26 seconds... 5 of us ate it in 3 minutes and then ordered 5 more beers....
We do this every year... it's all about being constant  :cheers:
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2017, 03:43:44 AM »
One pizza four five people??  :-D

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2017, 12:07:09 PM »
One pizza four five people??  :-D


They're saving room for more beer.    :cheers:

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2017, 12:17:06 PM »
My favorite Holiday too, I cook up a couple Port House steaks to kick things off. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2017, 12:33:11 PM »
I'm surprised and disappointed that nobody has offered celebratory comments for this very important holiday today:  St. Urho's Day.

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2017, 01:03:45 PM »
Thank goodness Rouse knows the holiday to which I allude... :cheers:
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2017, 01:15:32 PM »
We've got a lot of Finnlanders up here, and today there'll be lots of people wearing something purple.

You gotta live up here to make sense of it.  Like a few weeks ago when they held the Outhouse Races in Trenary, about 15 miles from our house.  NO, we didn't go.  I suppose maybe I should see if Honey Buckets would sponsor me for next year, though. . .
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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2017, 02:09:34 PM »
SSS Jerry is talking about March 14th being the "Valentines Day for men", as opposed to the one of February 14th for women.

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Re: Happy March 14 to all
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2017, 02:23:17 PM »
"Steak & .. Day"?  Certainly not a Hallmark Holiday.   :roll:

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