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LSR Mike
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Location: Dublin, Ohio USA
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First Pass-June 25, 2000; Muroc Dry Lake


« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2017, 09:14:23 AM »

A man walking along a California beach was in deep prayer...when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish."
The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want to."
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking ;the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific;the concrete and steel it would take. I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish,one that will honor and glorify me".
After thinking long and hard,he finally said,"Lord I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they're thinking, why they cry,what they mean when they say' nothing',and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes the Lord said, "How many lanes you want on that bridge? "

Mike M.
ECTA Record Holder/Former Bonneville Record Holder
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