What's this self-deprecation, John David? Who sez you're not smart? Racing a BMW or BSA or some B-bike -- who says that's not smart?
As for posting pictures, sure - I guess I could put a tutorial somewhere in here so you/anyone could follow it to learn how to post. Here are a few requirements that you'll live with:
First of all, you are limited to a total of 500kb total when you post photos. And you can post up to four per post - as long as the sum total of those four is under the 500k. If you've got more than four, or want to post 'em in big file sizes -- I can send you a the story about posting on Photobucket, which is similar, I assume, to any of the photo sharing sites. I've got that one written already.
Or you can wimp out and send the photos to me for right now. I'll post 'em for you. See you on the salt, right?