Maybe you need to be a South African to get this but I'll try anyway.
I need a new pair of boots so I go to the shoe mega store near my place.
I wear Hi Tech "Yosemite" boots for work, they're supposed to be hiking variety but who cares, I like them.
This lady approaches me to help so I tell her I'm looking for HT "Yosemite" (pronounced like you guys would) and she goes Eish, noooo we don't have that wahn. Nooo, noo, the only one I got it is Yosamight. It's not Yosemite, It's Yosamight. I tried to tell her it's Yosemite. There's not that wahn yoo wahnt, Here's only Yosamight!.
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I had to get out of there in a hurry.