"Sidebar – Since you know so much about drag racing, let's set a time and date. I suck, so my wife will drive. You run your Hot Rod Ford, she'll run you with a street legal pickup. Rules? Drive it to the track, drive it home. Name the track. She likes HRP, but it's your choice."
Never said I knew so much about drag racing. But I know Ollie Morris in his Smokin' White Owl won some eliminator races at Santa Ana in the early 50s with a rear-engine dragster. I personally won "X Eliminator" at Colton in 1958. I beat an Willys station wagon and a go-kart which, fortunately for me, broke its chain. I carried him back to the pits in my stock 1930 Model A pickup.
I've been hanging around LSR for a few years. We don't race side by side. My old licensed, unblown, mechanically-injected, gas Street Roadster has been set up for Bonneville and El Mirage. I remember you tried both ventures as I did, and, although I don't remember the exact results, I do remember you unluckily broke a lot of parts and never reached your goals. You quoted a figure once on what you spent for a week at SpeedWeek and it would cover my entire 12-year budget including the cost of the car. I was fortunate over the years to set 5 Bonneville and 2 El Mirage records in one of the most-competitive classes. I'm proud to be in the Bonneville 200 MPH Club.
Somehow you think I might want to race you. You're wrong. I don't want to race your wife, either. We've been timed at the same venues, and I believe I've run faster, luckily, than your blown machine. Could it be you want to change venues until you find one you can be successful at?