Chris, after your remarks about my true love, Nebraska football, I truly hope you are blessed with the presence of Tim Tebow!
Q: How many Packers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Chicago's shadow!
Q: What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Yea, I'll buy the first round-it was worth it!
Well, yeah, I dealt some trash talk earlier - I'll own it - but I'm not so much anti Cornhuskers as I am a traditionalist.
Back when the Big Eight had
eight teams and the Big Ten had
ten, you'd see me pulling for Nebraska in the Orange Bowl and cheering a Sooner smackdown - because we all know that the Sooners are a criminal organization.
But now that the Big Twelve has ten teams, and the Big Ten is expanding to fourteen, (
Maryland? Rutgers? They should be playing against
Yale and Navy!) I'm finding the scheduling baffling and incomprehensible.
If you can't distinguish a dozen from ten, or overshoot ten by a count of four, what does that say for the veneer of academic plausibility in college athletics?
As to the Packers - well, we can always still pick on the Vikings.
What do the Vikings and a stolen car have in common?
NO TITLE! So on the 29th, the Hawks take that long bus ride to Lincoln. If they play as poorly as they did against the OTHER Big Red, I expect I'll be hearing about it . . .