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Offline WOODY@DDLLC

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 06:43:15 PM »
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 08:22:24 PM »
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

And yes, I heard about one room schools growing up!  :-D

Johnson? Woody? Screws?


Sorry, Slim - I'm just having a tough time keeping serious on this one . . .  :-D
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2013, 09:53:20 AM »
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

And yes, I heard about one room schools growing up!  :-D

Johnson? Woody? Screws?


Sorry, Slim - I'm just having a tough time keeping serious on this one . . .  :-D

We can tell Mr 8th Grade! :-D

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2013, 06:42:26 AM »

Maybe the bikini line.... But NEVER WAX THE NUTS!

Why not wax your nuts? :?  When you are done they are soft and look like baby Chickens!

Mr. Noonan.....John.....Esquire.....Sir,

Just read this thread and the when I got here my first thought was:

TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI  TMI   TMI



But then it dawned on me of all your accomplishments with Hats and Records from Bonneville, Elmo and Maxton (sorry, don't recall if you've been to Wilmington or Loring yet).

I think you just gave all of us your ultimate speed secret, albeit a pretty strange one! LOL, LOL, LOL :-D  :-D  :-D
So, here's to you Mr. Waxer Sir!  :cheers:   :mrgreen:  :cheers:   :mrgreen:  :cheers:  :mrgreen:

Gregg

PS: Thanks to this post, I'll never look at baby chickens or chickens for that matter, the same way ever again!   :-o  :roll:   :wink:  :lol:  :-D

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2013, 10:59:49 AM »
Me too, especially the waxed ones!!!!! :lol:

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2013, 07:42:31 AM »
I`ve stayed out of this one long enough..........................Were his nuts left or right hand ???? :cheers:
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2013, 07:44:24 AM »
......................Don`t get torqued -off at me.......................
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2013, 07:45:07 AM »
........Or I`ll put a hex on you................
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2013, 09:06:27 AM »
After it all said and done, it sounds like Fiber Lock Nuts to me.

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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2013, 09:11:38 AM »
The customer that started all of this hasn't been back to Lowe's to see Nancy, so the original question is now moot.  But I do thank all of you for the input.  Maybe one of us got something useful out of the "discussion".  Or at least some of you got to exercise your yah-who buttons. :evil:
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2013, 10:07:07 AM »
This is a fun...........thread
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Re: Wax your nuts?
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2013, 11:23:34 AM »
The customer that started all of this hasn't been back to Lowe's to see Nancy, so the original question is now moot.  But I do thank all of you for the input. 
Maybe one of us got something useful out of the "discussion".  Or at least some of you got to exercise your yah-who buttons. :evil:

Me, Me, Me, I did, I did!!!!!  :-D  :-D  :-D

As I said in my previous post, I'll never look at baby chickens or chickens for that matter, the same way ever again!   :-o  :roll:   :wink:  :lol:  :-D

May everyones Holidays be cheerful and your 2014 racing be Safe, Fast and Fun!

Gregg