Unh, Chris, I think you know better. The concept of the bad guys (and bad girls, for that matter, although sometimes bad girls aren't all that bad, but that's another topic) not being able to leave isn't what I meant. $250 fancy gym shoes don't work well in 2-foot-deep snow, and lots of gold chains and big piercings are really uncomfortable at -20F when the ind is blowing at 30 mph.
Okay, enough goofiness for now. Big, bad weather in Oklahoma and other nearby states overnight. All kidding aside -- those storms must have been absolutely terrifying. Best wishes to all that witnessed them - and condolences to the many that lost all - or lost relatives and friends.