Okay, okay, so somebody come up with a repeatable set of test conditions, do your coefficient testing and determine some number, and report both the result of the test and the conditions.
For instance: Test 1: Bonneville Salt Flats, 9 AM, 78 F/12% humidity, sunny all day yesterday, no rain for XX days (months), salt generally described as "good", test made at the four mile: Result was Coeff/ Traction = .63
Test 2: Lake Gairdner, 3 PM, 34 C/8% humidity, partly cloudy today, rain squalls last Monday, salt generally described as "okay but not great", test made at the start line: Result was C/T = .38
All tests performed by dragging a "standard" (brick, old tire, case of diet coke, whatever) weighing "so many pounds/kg" and measuring the resistance in pounds/kg/slugs/whatever and converting by a set factor.
Or whatever -- the idea is to define the conditions enough that the results are at least somewhat repeatable, by defining as many of the variables as possible no matter what they might be at that moment. If we all know what those basic conditions are -- we could all interpret the results.
Yes, of course the conditions vary all over the Salt, and yes, anecdotal reports are very subjective -- so a set of conditions for a test help resolve those conditions into something from which all could benefit.
Okay, let the arrows fly!