Three beer company executives are dining together after an industry conference. Their waiter asks for their drinks and the first one says, "I'll take the Champagne of Bottle Beers," so the waiter writes down Miller High Life. The second says, "I'll take the King of Beers," and the waiter writes down Budweiser. "I'll have a cola," says the head of Guiness, "If you two are drinking soda pop, so am I."
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