Fastman, several years back at the Portland Swap meet I was introducing a Kiwi friend and a couple of his fellow countrymen to a few of my friends and I accidently stated that they were from (God Forbid) Austalia.
That, sportsfans, was the starting point of a verbal tongue lashing that is still reverberating between my ears.
Amongst other things, I learned that "Australia is nothing more than a F*cking English Penal Colony", along with many new phrases to use when in a drunken rage.
Luckily before they put me in a pot of boiling sewage, I mentioned that I was preparing to grill fifty bratwurst and had a ample supply (or so I thought) of cold beer.
Within mere minutes all was forgiven, fifty brats and ALL the beer soon were also History, and they all stood up farting and belching and continued on their quest to conqure North America or what ever in the hell they were sent here for...................
Bob