John Noonan:
Whaddaya mean you won't be there this year? "Sold the bike" -- the turbo bike or the nitrous bike? Do you mean we won't be seeing you at Maxton -- or do you mean you won't be at Bub's? Nancy's busy trying to personalize the firesuit (per your request) you lent her -- we're planning to return it to you 23 September, sweat stains and all.
We're looking forward to seeing you soon. Will Michelle be with you? She needs to keep an eye on your in wild Laurinburg, home of the famous Barbeque Bunch.