Aw, come on, guys -- I thought I was being serious here -- trying to help out by making it easy for one and all to decide if they want to have their own private potty at the Salt. Go ahead, get it out of your system (oh, man, why'd I use that phrase) and then - we'll get back to the topic itself.
Signed Jon, POPP*
*Potentate of Porta Potties