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Offline beerbellykelly

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stephen hawking
« on: January 13, 2012, 11:33:41 AM »
has reached 70-

thats one  powerful wheelchair right there-
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Re: stephen hawking
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 12:02:29 PM »
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking got his first erection??  They disabled his pop-up blocker...... :wink:....Rolling right along..........
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Re: stephen hawking
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 05:15:48 PM »
His wife may have some splanin' to do if his printer was paused...........
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Re: stephen hawking
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 12:41:48 PM »
I kinda got a chuckle out of the news story about him being a regular at some strip club. There has to be 100 jokes in that one alone! :-D

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Re: stephen hawking
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 10:18:11 PM »
The warning on my Viagra label said that if I have an erection lasting more than
4 hours, I should call a doctor.

So I called Dr. Stephen Hawking.

He said, "I'm a theoretical physicist, not a medical doctor.  Why are you calling me?"

I said, "I'm calling everyone."

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Re: stephen hawking
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 11:48:03 AM »
On the subject of  Professor Hawking.............New album from Pink Floyd is out  today...Go grab a copy, I`m certain they need the $$$
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