The Smog Test
Any diesel ‘98 and newer and less than 14,000 GVW has a biannual (once every two years) smog requirement. The test is a joke and a rip-off! It is only designed to catch those that have removed OEM smog equipment (like a cat), or cold air packages that do not have an EO (executive order) number. The truck is not put on a roller (i.e., dyno) like gas cars are required to do. There is no tail pipe sniffer simply because the equipment for diesels does not exist. They mostly want to catch those that have removed the cat. However, if they spot a chip-change or Bully Dog thingy on the dash you will fail.
The legislation has emboldened businesses to take obscene advantage of the consumers ignorance! The know that owners assume anything with a diesel costs more. They count on the consumer not knowing what the test entails. Here is the test.
1. Lift the hood and look for aftermarket stuff without an EO number.
2. Start the engine and look at the tail pipe.
3. END OF TEST
I have received quotes from $90 to $120 plus the $15 state cert. After 5 quotes I drove to the guy that would do it for $90. I then told him I knew what the test entailed and it could be completed in less than 2 minutes but even if it took 5 minutes $90 for 5 minutes was obscene. He agreed to do it for $60 including the $15 state cert. Essentially, businesses are charging the equivalent of $540-$1,200 per hour! You do the math . . .($90 for 5 minutes. $120 @ 10 minute, etc).
I don’t believe in the stereotypical crooked mechanic. We all wrench and we know the cost of things. But this legislation has legitimized outright thievery. They are pricing based on the pure ignorance of the consumer not knowing what the test actually entails . . . and the time taken. I have heard all manner of bs about the cost of the dyno (which is not used), the cost of the computer system to transmit the sniffer results to Sacramento (there is no tail-pipe-sniff test). Only your registration slip is transmitted.
You can tell I am mad about this moronic legislation by a So Cal assemblyman. If I wasn’t so busy with LSR I would write him a letter or get SEMA involved. Oh, wait a minute . . . SEMA just asked CARB for 1 month time extension to get more aftermarket parts approved. The Calif Air Resources Board approved the SEMA request.