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Title: St. Paddy's Day
Post by: 4-barrel Mike on March 17, 2009, 01:44:28 PM

Six old Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the  other five continue playing, standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws.  Paul Gallagher picks the short one.  They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet.  Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.  Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. 
         
Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.
 
'I'll go tell him,' says Gallagher.

Title: Re: St. Paddy's Day
Post by: floydjer on March 17, 2009, 03:13:40 PM

Since it is St. P`s day..........Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.   J.B.

Title: Re: St. Paddy's Day
Post by: aircap on March 17, 2009, 08:58:27 PM

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  'I'll go tell him,' says Gallagher.

Loved it!