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Title: Caption Contest
Post by: White Monster on March 05, 2009, 12:10:43 PM
ManhattanMark took this picture of Dan, Luke, Gretta and myself last year and I thought it would make a great Caption Contest picture.

Who's first ?

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/white-monster/Maxton/DSC_3053.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: DallasV on March 05, 2009, 01:19:25 PM
How about "Shop teacher for 8 years and look; still have all 10"

or

"I remember when I was a roadie for Dolly Parton. Man those were the good ole days"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on March 05, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
"Dude, you're got to learn to push yourself away from the banquet table or you'll look like Dan here.  Man-o-man, look at that overhang!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: dwarner on March 05, 2009, 01:23:41 PM
Look you guys, if I have a chance to win American Idol you have to vote for #10

DW
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: bvillercr on March 05, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
Look, I know you are the lead inspector but you really messed this one up.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: desotoman on March 05, 2009, 01:44:32 PM
Hold on, I didn't do it.


Tom G.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Glen on March 05, 2009, 01:46:47 PM
I didn't say you did it, I said I was blaming you for it. :-o :roll: :cheers:
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: roadster589 on March 05, 2009, 01:56:22 PM
this was the size of the hole in the block
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: landsendlynda on March 05, 2009, 02:09:39 PM
I swear!!  She was T-H-I-S big!!

Lynda
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: rustyT on March 05, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
I like the"the hole in the block" I can relate to that, several times :-D
 Try this one. "If you wanna go that fast, your gonna need a role of hundereds this BIG"
Phil.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: rustyT on March 05, 2009, 02:32:31 PM
How about
"that guy must have a pair "THIS BIG" to go that fast  on that thing" :-o
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Rchop on March 05, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
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Dude, don't hit me, I'm not the one that cut the right leg off your pants! :-D
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: jimmy six on March 05, 2009, 03:19:09 PM
I was hoping for a 3 blade propeller on my hat.............Least it isn't a "pond"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: DavidinDurango on March 05, 2009, 03:29:32 PM
"It made a whole this big, that tune always was hard on oilpans."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Gwillard on March 05, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
ManhattanMark took this picture of Dan, Luke, Gretta and myself last year and I thought it would make a great Caption Contest picture.

Who's first ?

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/white-monster/Maxton/DSC_3053.jpg)

"Shazam! All gone!"

"Ok man, neat trick. Now quit messin' around and give me my rabbit back."

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: racer x on March 05, 2009, 06:00:40 PM

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  So I said "Sorry Keith I did not know that was the last diet Coke ". Then I just backed away

Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Dave Cox on March 05, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
"Sure, I remember Linda Vaughn."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: racergeo on March 05, 2009, 06:35:45 PM


      XOMAX, cause size does matter!
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: MIKE MATY on March 05, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Do you think she'll mind!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Brian Westerdahl on March 05, 2009, 07:24:48 PM
Oh come on it wasn't that big
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Milwaukee Midget on March 05, 2009, 07:53:42 PM
"Is this an invisible cylinder, or am I a hologram?", asked the mime.

Okay, yeah, I got nothin' here . . . :roll: sorry . . .
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Dr Goggles on March 05, 2009, 08:11:10 PM
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" So I'm holding it's head and I'm thinking" This is one big cat!" then I look back at my bro who's supposed to be "holding " the other end and do you have any idea what he was doing?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Milwaukee Midget on March 05, 2009, 09:06:18 PM
" So I'm holding it's head and I'm thinking" This is one big cat!" then I look back at my bro who's supposed to be "holding " the other end and do you have any idea what he was doing?"

Oh, I think we have a winner! :lol:
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: iamflagman on March 06, 2009, 01:34:15 AM
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" So I'm holding it's head and I'm thinking" This is one big cat!" then I look back at my bro who's supposed to be "holding " the other end and do you have any idea what he was doing?"



Well, he didn't exactly say what else he would be doing while he was HOLDING the other end, now did he :-o :-o
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: 1212FBGS on March 06, 2009, 02:35:35 AM
"man I'm tellin ya, all the chicks at these north Carolina strip clubs are flat as boards! flat like this man!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: John Burk on March 06, 2009, 03:19:40 AM
Drive Chauvin's roadster on 100% , not me man !
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Kansas Bad Man on March 06, 2009, 09:50:40 AM

"It wasn't me who forgot to put the oil in it!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Rocky R on March 06, 2009, 11:06:32 AM
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"I ain't leaving till I find out who's dirty paw prints are on the backside of my old lady's white trousers. Show me your hands..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Commuta_Busa on March 11, 2009, 08:26:21 AM
no, no, no! Look I agreed to wearing matching lime green shirts, but there's no way I'm gonna wear a tube top like hers. I don't care what you guys think!
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: entropy on March 11, 2009, 11:38:32 AM
ManhattanMark took this picture of Dan, Luke, Gretta and myself last year and I thought it would make a great Caption Contest picture.

Who's first ?


"Sure, i'll show you how to make your hat cool like mine, $10"

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/white-monster/Maxton/DSC_3053.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Stainless1 on March 12, 2009, 12:32:34 AM

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Y'all gotta do the heavy lifting... these are the hands of a sturgeon.... er... surgeon
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Dan Stokes on March 12, 2009, 04:13:41 PM
For all you medical types - I wanted the shirts to read "STAPH" but Tonya outvoted me (not hard to do!).

Dan
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: manta22 on March 13, 2009, 01:13:27 PM
The caption "Yeah, I remember Linda Vaughn" is still the best one.  :-D

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Richard Thomason on March 13, 2009, 01:21:29 PM
And don't forget Jungle Pam!
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: manta22 on March 13, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
And don't forget Jungle Pam!

Who could forget those?  :roll:

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: 1mile14 on March 15, 2009, 10:40:23 AM
TEN!! Ten dollars is what the guy offered me to have his Yugo pass tech!!