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Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! => THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. => Topic started by: Grumpy32 on March 31, 2016, 07:16:11 PM
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I am having a quiet day in the office today so I asked our training coordinator to send a list of short courses that are available....
Personal Development Courses
D110 Creative Suffering
D120 Overcoming Peace of Mind
D130 Ego Gratification through Non Violence
D140 Whine Your Way to Alienation
D150 Creep Your Way to Promotion
D160 Feigning Knowledge – (A Career Advancement Strategy)
D170 Carrying Paper Whilst Walking Briskly
D180 Keeping Facts Out of the Management Structure
D190 Effective Stupidity
D210 How to Appear Interested (Pre-Requisite to D160)
D220 How to Create Problems
D230 Planning without Forethought ( Senior Executives only)
D245 Dumb Insolence – A Practitioners Guide
D250 Speed Reading without Comprehension
D260 Agreeing with the Boss - Includes practical exercises in nodding with an Understanding Look
Business and Career Development Courses
C115 Mis-Understanding Abbreviations – A Beginners Guide
C125 Prominence Through Under Achievements
C135 Making Purchases With Someone Else’s Purchasing Card
C145 Instilling Panic in Others – (To be taken in conjunction with D230)
C155 Indecision – Which Way Now?
C165 Backstabbing – An Introduction
C166 Vexatious Complaints - A beginners' guide
C167 Sniping your way to the top - (pre-requisite C165 and C166)
E-Learning
E177 It Was’t me! – (A Guide to Blame)
E186 Cover My Back – (How to Drag Friends in on Your Mistakes)
E189 I’m Sick – (How to Call in With a Croaky Voice)
E193 It’s Not My Job! - (An Introduction in How to Get Others to do Your Work)
Heath and Safety Courses
H217 How to De-Dandruff Your Keyboard
H250 Developing Eyestrain
H350 How to Continue to Lift Incorrectly – (Annual requirement & Pre-requisite to H422)
H422 Industrial Injury – The Way to Long Term Leave with Pay
H501 How to De-Frost the Office Fridge
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What does this have to do with lannd speed racing?
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It's posted under humor Glen, besides which I think I've mastered a few of those courses. :-D :-D :-D 8-)
Pete
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The one I see missing in the PDC is one they teach defense contractors (DC) and the military... RAGT (Random Acronym Generation Techniques.... Only available in Super High Intensity Training
Getting cranky in your old age Glen :roll:
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Thought I would post a funny to break the ice on this fine forum, not meant to cause upset. :?
Stainless1, I have had plenty of Super High Intensity Training over the past few years, and have learnt more RGAs (Randomly Generated Acronyms) than I care to remember. :-)
Anyway, I will get around to posting in the "introduce yourself" eventually.... and I will keep on enjoying your great forum....
Glenn...
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Is crisis management not listed because it's the only course that most managers ever actually get, leading them to believe that they must create crisis in order to provide justification for their position?
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And a course for dealing with anxiety after a co-worker dies in a drug fueled shoot out w/ the cops..........
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The co-worker was drug fueled, NOT the cops.....Pre-emptive strike before Slim corrects my sentence structure............. :cheers: