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Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! => THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. => Topic started by: Dynoroom on October 23, 2015, 11:48:51 AM
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As our resident grammar cop.......
And I always did like Peanuts.
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Ooooh, you cruel man! :evil: Good one!
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SSS has missed a few of late but it's understandable. He's a bizzie guy. :-D
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Mike, if I told you just what that "bizzie" stuff is -- you'd likely swallow your cud and then get very, very jealous. :cheers: :cheers: thanks for covering for me, though.
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I, am proud to say, that My punctuations are so bad... that both SSS and Stan have given up on publicly haranguing Me, Thank God...........................
Ol' One Run, out..................................... :roll: :wink: :-D
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Slim, looks like the nays got you right between the ayes! :roll:
Come on guise give him a brake! :-D
[Eye blaim the speel checkerz!]
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Were with you through thick and thin boss. :cheers: :cheers:
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Sew am eye :dhorse:
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Knot eye! Eye can't sit hear and due nothing when people our so illiterate with their righting. Two many people have problems with there grammar that too me it becomes painful to reed.
Lets face it, English is a hard language full of nuances and details that two many it is all just two much. Their going to eventually get it SSS....keep on they're backs and sea what you can due about addressing the issue!
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It's a b*tch of a life that I lead, trying to bring the masses to enlightenment. But if I don't do it -- who could I trust to hold high the lantern of truth for me? :-D
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Jon;
Diogenes? :roll:
Regards, Neil Tucson, AZ
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I'm just wondering here ( that's me being polite ), Has Jon stared plucking chickens?
Rouse
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Johnnie... was that with a pl or a ph :evil:
:cheers:
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Yes, on the "PL" and I left off the "t" in "started" also.
All that has to do with my typing skills, no nefarious intent, just typos. :-D
I think the term is otherwise called "launching chickens" if it had started with a "PH".
Rouse
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I'm getting lost here, gents. Care to either get me up to speed -- on mosey on to some other subject?
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Jon,
After Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds, Diogenes plucked a chicken and presented it to him to show the folks what Plato had just called them all.
Diogenes was know for being blunt and not certainly nowhere near PC.
Jon, you brought up the "holding a light" part, see what you get.
Rouse
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Hey look !!..Slim`s old drag car ............
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You're digging pretty deep, Jerry. You should oughta know that I was more of a Ford fan than for Chevys. :-P
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I thought something was wrong when I saw the opening hour of the shop.
I like the Fords too Jon, kinda makes you have to think to go fast, and that's the challenge that makes it all that much more satisfying.
I hope I got everything spelled right this time.
Rouse
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How 'bout one FROM Slim?
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I know it's an old thread, but WTF, why waste another page when this one will do?
Anyway, I thought I oughta show you that I am continually testing to make sure I am able to wear the mantle of being the Comma Cop. Here's today's example. (It won't work as a link if you wanna try it -- you'll have to find the relevant FB page.)
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I got a participation trophy....Some Russian meddled with my score. :evil:
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Jon`s neighbor Sven called the cops to report that Slim was keeping a massive stash of pot in his firewood....INSIDE the logs...Sven had no idea of how it was being done, But the weed was in the logs !...So Barney and his buddies show up and start chopping all the logs apart and sadly find no reefer. They leave, All dejected. Later Sven calls Jon and asks if the police where at his place....SSS says they were and Sven asks if they chopped the firewood stack...3 S says " Yep..Split every piece" Sven says " Great...Have a warm winter" :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Brilliant! But let's make it more real: Rick and Melvin are the neighbors, and the deputies would be led by
Dean.
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I pimp you. They'll never suspect meee :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D