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Title: One For Slim
Post by: Dynoroom on October 23, 2015, 11:48:51 AM
As our resident grammar cop.......

And I always did like Peanuts.
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 23, 2015, 11:53:20 AM
Ooooh, you cruel man! :evil:  Good one!
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: tauruck on October 23, 2015, 11:58:00 AM
SSS has missed a few of late but it's understandable. He's a bizzie guy. :-D
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 23, 2015, 01:03:23 PM
Mike, if I told you just what that "bizzie" stuff is -- you'd likely swallow your cud and then get very, very jealous. :cheers: :cheers:  thanks for covering for me, though.
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Bob Drury on October 23, 2015, 01:22:50 PM
  I, am proud to say, that My punctuations are so bad... that both SSS and Stan have given up on publicly haranguing Me, Thank God...........................
                                                                         Ol' One Run, out..................................... :roll: :wink: :-D
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: WOODY@DDLLC on October 24, 2015, 11:21:23 AM
Slim, looks like the nays got you right between the ayes!  :roll:

Come on guise give him a brake!  :-D

[Eye blaim the speel checkerz!]
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: tauruck on October 24, 2015, 01:45:55 PM
Were with you through thick and thin boss. :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: floydjer on October 26, 2015, 08:20:42 AM
Sew am eye :dhorse:
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: bbarn on October 26, 2015, 10:39:11 AM
Knot eye! Eye can't sit hear and due nothing when people our so illiterate with their righting. Two many people have problems with there grammar that too me it becomes painful to reed.

Lets face it, English is a hard language full of nuances and details that two many it is all just two much. Their going to eventually get it SSS....keep on they're backs and sea what you can due about addressing the issue!
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 26, 2015, 08:17:50 PM
It's a b*tch of a life that I lead, trying to bring the masses to enlightenment.  But if I don't do it -- who could I trust to hold high the lantern of truth for me? :-D
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: manta22 on October 26, 2015, 08:52:23 PM
Jon;

Diogenes?  :roll:

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: rouse on October 27, 2015, 08:46:23 AM
I'm just wondering here ( that's me being polite ), Has Jon stared plucking chickens?

Rouse
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Stainless1 on October 27, 2015, 08:58:25 AM
Johnnie... was that with a pl or a ph  :evil:
 :cheers:
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: rouse on October 27, 2015, 09:29:42 AM
Yes, on the "PL" and I left off the "t" in "started" also.

All that has to do with my typing skills, no nefarious intent, just typos. :-D

I think the term is otherwise called "launching chickens" if it had started with a "PH".



Rouse
  
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 27, 2015, 09:35:26 AM
I'm getting lost here, gents.  Care to either get me up to speed -- on mosey on to some other subject?
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: rouse on October 27, 2015, 09:49:32 AM
Jon,

After Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds, Diogenes plucked a chicken and presented it to him to show the folks what Plato had just called them all.

Diogenes was know for being blunt and not certainly nowhere near PC.

Jon, you brought up the "holding a light" part, see what you get.

Rouse


 
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: floydjer on October 28, 2015, 10:44:58 AM
Hey look !!..Slim`s old drag car ............
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 28, 2015, 11:31:10 AM
You're digging pretty deep, Jerry.  You should oughta know that I was more of a Ford fan than for Chevys. :-P
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: rouse on October 28, 2015, 05:16:07 PM
I thought something was wrong when I saw the opening hour of the shop.

I like the Fords too Jon, kinda makes you have to think to go fast, and that's the challenge that makes it all that much more satisfying.

I hope I got everything spelled right this time.

Rouse
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on October 17, 2016, 06:37:51 AM
How 'bout one FROM Slim?
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on July 14, 2017, 08:26:45 AM
I know it's an old thread, but WTF, why waste another page when this one will do?

Anyway, I thought I oughta show you that I am continually testing to make sure I am able to wear the mantle of being the Comma Cop.  Here's today's example.  (It won't work as a link if you wanna try it -- you'll have to find the relevant FB page.)
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: floydjer on July 14, 2017, 09:05:29 AM
I got a participation trophy....Some Russian meddled with my score. :evil:
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: floydjer on November 09, 2018, 09:47:30 AM
Jon`s neighbor Sven called the cops to report that Slim was keeping a massive stash of pot in his firewood....INSIDE the logs...Sven had no idea of how it was being done, But the weed was in the logs !...So Barney and his buddies show up and start chopping all the logs apart and sadly find no reefer. They leave, All dejected.  Later Sven calls Jon and asks if the police where at his place....SSS says they were and Sven asks if they chopped the firewood stack...3 S says " Yep..Split every piece"  Sven says " Great...Have a warm winter" :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on November 09, 2018, 10:45:30 AM
Brilliant!  But let's make it more real:  Rick and Melvin are the neighbors, and the deputies would be led by
Dean.
Title: Re: One For Slim
Post by: tauruck on November 12, 2018, 09:54:18 AM
I pimp you. They'll never suspect meee :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D