On working harder . . .
"No matter how hard you stir it, you can't make chocolate ice cream out of horse s**t"
By the numbers . .
Years ago on my first day in the Army I was standing around with four buddies when a corporal comes up and says, "You five! Half of you come with me."
Simulated Chocolate Ice cream is mostly "Bull Sh$%" and pretty easy to whip up.
The real trick is to get them to eat it and keep it down.
How much different than milk could it be ?