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« Reply #105 on: January 02, 2018, 09:34:31 PM »

Care to compare IQs?

Care to compare senses of humor?
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« Reply #106 on: January 02, 2018, 10:13:58 PM »

Well......"Peace on earth, good will to men" did not last long, did it?  huh

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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« Reply #107 on: January 02, 2018, 10:38:54 PM »

Is it just me (I was blond when I had hair) or did a post disappear?

Anyhoo, maybe the George Ade quote, ("Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant") is in order.
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« Reply #108 on: January 03, 2018, 09:48:36 AM »

In the words of a great elder statesman ( David Gilmour )...
 Take a Breath cheers JB
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« Reply #109 on: January 03, 2018, 10:51:24 AM »

So....Marybeth just called and asked if I have any burned out light bulbs....Seems she has taken up photography and needs them for her dark room.......
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« Reply #110 on: January 03, 2018, 10:56:38 AM »

Know what Marybeth got on her SAT`s???.....Saliva... wink
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« Reply #111 on: April 27, 2018, 06:31:38 PM »

A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
 She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch"
"How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.  The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes."
A few hours later the blond came to the door to collect her money.
 "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.   "Yes," the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.


"Thank you," the blond said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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