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Reply #5190 on:
February 16, 2024, 06:40:39 PM »
What do you call a goose that's really fast...A speedgoose
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February 16, 2024, 08:27:57 PM »
How did the goose get so fast?
Lots of eggcersize
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February 16, 2024, 08:45:23 PM »
I have a racing goose for sale...
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
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Reply #5193 on:
February 16, 2024, 09:38:46 PM »
🤔......Bad echo in here.....
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February 23, 2024, 05:52:31 PM »
In honor of our recent trip to Morgan City, Louisiana.....I played poker with an alligator and only lost one hand.....
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February 23, 2024, 07:13:47 PM »
The difference between Al Bundy and Donald Trump is that Al Bundy can sell shoes in New York
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Reply #5196 on:
February 23, 2024, 11:45:04 PM »
Yo John.....Joe Biden met with his cabinet today...he also talked to a bookcase and argued with a desk.....no joke, true story.
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Reply #5197 on:
March 01, 2024, 11:14:12 AM »
Why did the fish swim to the river bank??? He wanted to withdraw his fins...
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Reply #5198 on:
March 01, 2024, 11:14:45 AM »
I like rivers...I am live streaming one now...
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March 08, 2024, 08:38:10 AM »
(q)How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light bulb??.... (A)To get to the other side.
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March 08, 2024, 08:39:53 AM »
Patti told me she would rather kill herself than live with dementia.....I reminded her that she had told me that 5 times....
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March 15, 2024, 03:14:03 PM »
Never loan money to a friend....It causes memory loss.
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March 22, 2024, 09:00:00 AM »
A circus clown died.....All of his friends rode to his funeral in the same car...
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