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Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 198296 times)
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« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2009, 01:36:42 PM »

With all due respects, I'd prefer one with a liquor store and a chrome shop.

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« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:50 PM »

The best woman on earth is a fat, tatooed woman!   That way you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moveing pictures all year long!        Crow
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« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2009, 01:47:48 PM »

 afro By the way, I just heard the latest on what is going to happen with Michal Jackson's body!  The family is going to have him cremated, and they will re-cycle all the plastic from his numerouse plastic surgeries.  They will be using it to make "Leggo's" type blocks.    This way the Kids will finaly get a chance to play with Him, instead of vica versa!    Crow
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« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2009, 09:11:33 PM »

Not funny.
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« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2009, 09:12:55 PM »

Now that I look at it ,,,your right.  I copied it from a biker friend,  I appolgise!     Crow
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« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2009, 10:42:47 AM »

Not funny.

I find it humorous however not tactful, whoever said I was.. grin
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« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2009, 06:14:13 PM »

 grin  John, I've never been known for tactfulness, but I really don't want to come off as insensative either.  I just don't like to give bad impression to anybody I haven't even meet yet!     Crow
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« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2009, 08:41:09 PM »

Landracing.com > Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read! > THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. >

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« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2009, 12:17:34 PM »

Love ya John!  BCNU at the Salt Flats!    Crow
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« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2009, 12:24:43 PM »

HA! Michael Jackson fan or not...that was funny!!   grin  grin  cheers

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« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2009, 12:40:36 PM »

It made me smile.  grin

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« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2009, 03:14:51 PM »

I feel a little better now!  Thanks!  (Now THATS funny!)   Crow
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« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2009, 09:06:39 AM »

One for the Crow.....How do you know it`s bed time @ Michael Jackson`s house?....The big hand is on the little hand cheers
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« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2009, 09:27:56 AM »

Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fish.
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« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2009, 09:31:26 AM »

 huh roses are red, violets are blue, I like peanut butter,  can you swim?    Crow
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