Landracing Forum Home
November 20, 2017, 07:45:04 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News:
BACK TO LANDRACING.COM HOMEPAGE
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  


(Note: Donations are not tax deductible)







Live Audio Streaming and Archives of Past Events
Next Live Event: TBD
Pages: 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 [61]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread  (Read 203149 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
fordboy628
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Location: Koozebane
Posts: 1839


GONE FISHIN' . . .




Ignore
« Reply #900 on: October 31, 2017, 07:32:51 AM »

From my son-in-law... "If you make it idiot proof, they'll just make a better idiot'".


x2

Something I deal with every day I'm at the drag shop . . . . . . . . . . .

Sample question while "inspecting" 4 out of 8 spark plugs with melted side electrodes:   "Do you think my mixture could be too lean?"

 Dead Horse Dead Horse Dead Horse
Logged

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein
fordboy628
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Location: Koozebane
Posts: 1839


GONE FISHIN' . . .




Ignore
« Reply #901 on: October 31, 2017, 07:35:52 AM »

Just for Halloween:

What costume does a cow wear on Halloween?       A Moo-me, of course!!

 Dead Horse
Logged

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #902 on: October 31, 2017, 07:46:33 AM »

My school did not offer this course.....


* 1 hj.jpg (64.89 KB, 720x540 - viewed 79 times.)
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
WOODY@DDLLC
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 72
Location: Cincinnati
Posts: 1131


It's GONE ......... the Ohio Mile! :-(


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #903 on: October 31, 2017, 11:08:25 AM »

Mark Twain said something to the effect, "You can't make something idiot proof - the idiots are too damned devious!"  shocked grin
Logged

All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz
Podunk
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Age: 72
Location: Hebron, IN
Posts: 172




Ignore
« Reply #904 on: November 02, 2017, 06:07:25 PM »

Some are home schooled.
Logged
floydjer
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: grand rapids, michigan
Posts: 2238


"There is no duck side of the moon..."




Ignore
« Reply #905 on: November 09, 2017, 12:04:43 PM »

I just heard on the news that a midget had his pocket picked....How could anyone stoop so low Huh? cheers
Logged

I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
salt27
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Age: 60
Location: S.W. Orygun
Posts: 1241





Ignore
« Reply #906 on: November 09, 2017, 10:53:52 PM »

I just heard on the news that a midget had his pocket picked....How could anyone stoop so low Huh? cheers

Probably stretching exercises.   grin
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 [61]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!


Google visited last this page November 13, 2017, 07:49:59 PM