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« Reply #885 on: May 12, 2017, 07:39:58 PM »

Well, to tell da trute, if you follow this and go to Space Weather you'll see that the article talks about the readings taken by high altitude balloon-lifted instruments flying over California.

http://spaceweather.com

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« Reply #886 on: May 13, 2017, 01:26:41 AM »

Lots of labels say "Contains chemical known to cause cancer in California" or something like that.  That place is dangerous.
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« Reply #887 on: May 16, 2017, 08:35:06 AM »

I miss my dad..All the fun things we did together and interesting projects he let me help him with..I still remember his last words to me.." Stop shaking the f`n ladder ya little b*stard..." cheers
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« Reply #888 on: July 12, 2017, 11:24:46 AM »

Patti and I had a good laugh over how competitive we both are....I laughed more............... cheers
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« Reply #889 on: September 13, 2017, 08:41:47 AM »

Two hamburgers had a baby...They named her Patti................
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« Reply #890 on: October 11, 2017, 09:28:18 AM »

Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cheers
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« Reply #891 on: October 11, 2017, 09:34:52 AM »

Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cheers

Jerry, don't they know that stuff only happens on TV...  cheers
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« Reply #892 on: October 11, 2017, 09:38:16 AM »

Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  angry angry cheers cheers
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« Reply #893 on: October 11, 2017, 08:19:04 PM »

Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  angry angry cheers cheers

No chance of any of the perps doing that... especially the ones in the nfl  angry
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